Note: If you are very keen on any of this stuff SET A CALENDAR ALERT for the auction closing time. Last week, someone, and I hope it wasn’t one of you, gazumped me on the Persian court scene plate at the last minute and I am still upset about it.
FURNISHINGS
AN ALUMINA EXTENSION TABLE
Looking for an opening bid of $350, Closes Tuesday
It’s a little dinged up but not too badly and it’s giving ‘Superman villain’s lair’, which is not easy to find in a dining table.
SIX NAVY STYLE DINING CHAIRS
Looking for an opening bid of $200, Closes Tuesday
Much has BEEN WRITTEN about the Emeco Navy chair and it’s a classic for a reason – totally indestructible, inoffensive and cool to sit on in the summer months.
A THAI PRIVACY SCREEN
Looking for an opening bid of $200, Closes Tuesday
If you think you can pull off ‘slipping into something more comfortable’ in front of someone but behind a backlit screen like this, you owe it to yourself to at least try.
FASHION
PIPER-HEIDSIECK CHAMPAGNE CARRY BAG
Current bid $10, Closes Monday
Wonderful to be able to show up at an event and make your intentions clear before you even have to open your mouth.
A STAG ANTLER HEADPIECE
Looking for an opening bid of $200, Closes Tuesday
If you are looking to found a sex cult this holiday period this one purchase might be the best thing you could possibly buy to get started.
GENUINE OLD VICTORIAN SMOKERS CAP, LATE 19TH C
Current bid $10, Closes Monday
Vape culture will never produce any artefacts as wonderful as this plush, tassled, black and gold dedicated smoking cap from the 1800s.
8 CHANEL HAIR ACCESSORIES
Looking for an opening bid of $10, Closes Monday
There’s quite a good headband in here.
OBJETS D’ART
SUPREME BRAND CASH GUN
Looking for an opening bid of $10, Closes Monday
It would be impossible not to have the time of your life showing up to a strip club with this thing loaded with tip money.
A VINTAGE POLAR BEER COCKTAIL SHAKER
Current bid $100, Closes Tuesday
I love this.
VINTAGE CHINESE LEATHER BOUND BOX W/ 8 COLLECTABLES
Looking for an opening bid of $10, Closes Monday
I am leaving this here not as a recommendation but as a warning — to me this looks haunted and I think you all would be wise to avoid.
63 ANTIQUE BIRTHDAY POSTCARDS
Current bid $15, Closes Monday
Commercially available cards are mostly terrible and yet people love to get a note with a gift. These are weird as hell and will add a veneer of interest to even the dullest of gifts.
A SELETTI PORCELAIN JAR
Looking for an opening bid of $20, Closes Tuesday
A PAIRING OF POD VASES
Looking for an opening bid of $30, Closes Tuesday
I have been, and always will be, a sucker for ceramics that resemble other types of storage containers.
