A GIANT SPOON
Current bid $50, Closes Tuesday
Teaspoon of wonderful size — nearly a metre and a half tall and ready to be the prop for your sugar-quantity gags or general proportion jokes for small friends.
WENDELBO BOKETTO SOFA
Current bid $840, Closes Tuesday
Big foofy modular sofa. Looks insanely comfy and winter friendly.
FORTUNE TELLER CUP
Current bid $40, Closes Tuesday
These Cups of Knowledge were a thing in the 1920s when tea-leaf reading was all the rage. I am still considering fortune-telling as a career so it is of interest to me.
GABBEH RUG
Current bid $400, Closes Tuesday
Absolutely adorable Persian rug with a real mastery of scale and proportion. The camels are particularly good, IMO.
ARTICHOKE LIGHT
Current bid $800, Closes Tuesday
These are so good in this base silver metal finish.
CERAMIC PANTHER
Current bid $60, Closes Tuesday
Dope.
PIXIE LOG VASE
Current bid $30, Closes Tuesday
An annoying wide-mouth shape for a vase but just try and look at this little weirdo and not fall in love with this strange object.
DORIS DE PONT NECKLACE
Current bid $80, Closes Tuesday
I cannot imagine what kind of complexion you would need to have this colour work against your skin.
VAN GOGH AUCKLAND POSTER
Current bid $30, Closes Tuesday
A 1975 exhibition poster, and relic of a time when the council, a wax company and SPP had money to sponsor a major touring art exhibition at the Art Gallery. A relic of a different world.
POURING VESSEL
Current bid $40, Closes Tuesday
This looks like it would make the world’s most amazing hot chocolates. An incredible thing to take into winter with you.
STEVE IRWIN FIGURINE
Current bid $30, Closes Tuesday
PLAYSTATION 2 WITH GT3
Current bid $30, Closes Monday
The best era of basically everything, encased in its original box. An amazing gift for a gamer of a certain age, especially at this price.
VINTAGE CAR HORN
Current bid $20, Closes Monday
I bet this goes AHOOOOGA when you squeeze it.
DAY BILLS
Current Bid $15, Closes Monday
I will always love this old format of cinema posters. Insanely expensive to frame now that everything is A format, but this was such a human aspect ration and is still so handsome to me. See also HERE and HERE.
100 $1 NOTES (DON BRASH)
Current bid $440, Closes Monday
No longer actual money, but still bearing the signature of our most racist reserve bank governor in the modern era. Hard to know who is bidding this up, but I will be keeping my eye on it.
ZEBRA PEOPLE
Current bid $10, Closes Monday
When I was growing up my sister was a LOT cooler than me and had lots of shit on her wall like this and although now I know it’s just weird garbage, I have a sneaking suspicion it’s actually amazing and I’m just missing something.
CHAIRMAN MAO BLANKET
Current bid $35, Closes Monday
Capitalism could never keep you as warm as this Mao blanket.
THE YOUNG MASTER
Current bid $10, Closes Monday
I also have a dog that does this every time I try to do something musical. Relatable.
