REGENCY BAR CART
Current bid $1,200, Closes Monday
This will obviously not “go with” anything in your house, but that’s probably a plus if you are a committed drinker in these sober times – especially if you have people around and proceed to patiently wait for them to comment on your insane glass bar cart, whereupon you can say, “Would you like a drink?” without it seeming like you were just waiting for the opening the whole time.

FRENCH ALTAR CANDELABRAS
Current bid $400, Closes Monday
There can be a fine line between decorative and overly ornate and these are both amazing and feel like they are right on top of it. 

GREEN LOVESEAT
Current bid $160, Closes Monday
If you have a seating need and the rest of your stuff will somehow be complimented by the unusual “overly ripe avocado” shade of this circular armchair, this could be the thing for you.

SEMI CIRCULAR SHELVING UNIT
Current bid $300, Closes Monday
I spend more time than I should looking at the curved bay windows on Art Deco houses and wondering how the hell the people that live there handle those rooms with one wall that won’t accommodate any furniture at all. If you do have one of those, and it matches the radius of the outside edge of this shelving unit placed back to front, here it is and you are welcome. 

A DAVID SHAW SIENNA SOFA
Current bid $850, Closes Monday
An amazing find for anyone in the short legs/long back community.

OUTDOOR DINING SET
Current bid $850, Closes Monday
This yellow metal six-seat set would look amazing in any garden I have ever been in and doesn’t look like it has any yuck rusty bits on it.

METAL GARDEN BENCH
Current bid $900, Closes Monday
If your garden is a little smaller this would have the same effect.

LION HUNTER RUG
Current bid $100, Closes Monday
This velvet feel rug will never pull a room together but it is notable for being almost unforgivably ugly.

DOUGLAS AND BEC ARCH MIRROR
Starting bid $250, Closes Monday
This mirror is giving off very flattering vibes.

STOVE TOP POPCORN MAKER
Starting bid $40, Closes Monday
Always nice to see a thing with a very narrow, specific job.

COMB RESTING TRAY
Current bid $20, Closes Monday
See above.

FIRST EDITION COPY OF A SONG OF FIRE AND ICE
Current bid $800
Interesting to see the cover art on this is high 1980s goofball fantasy, considering how much its nihilist tone changed the look and feel of fantasy in the years that followed it. Some foxxing/spotting, binding is ok. 

1915 SILVER EGG SET
Current bid $150, Closes Monday
Insanely prissy hard boiled egg set with an eggcup, spoon and napkin ring for one fancy autistic diner.

OPIUM PIPE
Current bid $15, Closes Monday
Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

ANTIQUE MAH JONG SET
Current bid $240, Closes Monday
Extremely cool wooden boxed set with brass fittings. Google Images say 1920s and the tiles are likely bone/bamboo. 

PROFESSIONAL WALKMAN
Current bid $60, Closes Monday
These old pro Walkmen recorders used to be highly prized and the model was so good Sony made them for nearly 20 years.

ROLLEIFLEX TWIN LENS REFLEX CAMERA
Current bid $30, Closes Monday
Classic medium format Rolleiflex and looks like it might come with a Polaroid back. 

GEORGE W BUSH TOY
Current bid $20, Closes Monday
Buttons play “‘inspirational” and “funny” sayings. History is being very kind to this man’s legacy.

VINTAGE EROTICA
Current bid $65, Closes Monday
Some very weird stuff in here.

CASE OF BUTTERFLY SPECIMENS
Current bid $160, Closes Monday
Odd to think about how much of someone’s life might have been spent assembling this basically worthless collection of murdered, beautiful things.

8 BRNO CHAIRS
Current bid $3,000, Closes Monday
Mies van der Rohe’s classic steel and leather dining chairs, commissioned for a Ron Sang home around 2000. Could end up being a good price – if you’re a collector or reseller, keep an eye on them.