TAXIDERMY ALLIGATOR ASHTRAY
Current bid $140, Closes Monday
Truly a cursed object if ever there was one. Worth buying just to destroy and to live in the comfort of knowing you are no longer sharing the world with this uniquely horrible thing.
SIMON LEGALD SWIVEL CHAIR
Current bid $800, Closes Monday
This looks like a great reading chair - comfortable but not too comfortable - and it also seems like it would be beloved by an overweight cat if you know one.
HANS OLSEN ‘GESTURE’ CHAIRS
Current bid $600, Closes Monday
I’d love to share a house with these chairs that appear to be saying ‘we don’t know either’
PAINT BRUSH MAGNIFYING GLASS
Current bid $45, Closes Monday
Odd dadaist knick knack where the bristles make the handle of the brush and the bit that is normally bristles is a magnifying glass.
CHINESE ROSEWOOD UNIT
Current bid $65, Closes Monday
Insanely ornate shelving unit that will completely overwhelm any room you put it in, will be a nightmare to move and dust but which you could easily come to love quite deeply.
CHANEL AVIATORS
Current bid $35, Closes Monday
Cooooooool
ASSORTED POSSUM SKULLS
Current bid $10, Closes Monday
If you are considering becoming a witch doctor these would make for great decor in your healing hut.
GLASS DOME ON STAND
Current bid $10, Closes Monday
A fittingly impressive stage for your home baking.
ROYAL DOULTON MARGARET THATCHER BUST
Current bid $10, Closes Monday
I’ve never seen Thatcher rendered as a young hottie before but that’s exactly what some tory sicko at Royal Doulton has done in this semi-psychotic bisque bust.
KILL ALL PEOPLE BY PETER ROBINSON
Current bid $35, Closes Monday
You will simply never get a cheaper Peter Robinson drawing of Adolf Hitler with Ronnie van Hout’s name on it. Looks like it was drawn at the pub in 1998.
